27 June 2008

Sharing the love

Always willing to share, if anyone wants two free light globes, then here they are at Green Energy Watch.
I am generous to a fault.

Labels: ,

25 June 2008

Saving on trouser wear and tear

From The Age article on Todd McKenney's arrest after being found in a Sydney park:

Later in his record of interview McKenney told police he had been to a party on Anzac Day eve at an apartment in McLeay Street, Potts Point, and had danced so much that he began to overheat and had taken his pants off to continue dancing.

McKenney, who has pleaded not guilty to the charge and has been on police bail, allegedly told arresting officers that it was while his pants were down someone at the party must have put the drug into his pocket.

I always take my trousers off when dancing as all the rubbing together of my thighs wears holes in my trousers.

Not pretty, but very cost effective.

Labels: ,

23 June 2008

Cruel comments about Celine Dion

Celine Dion's version of AC/DC's "You Shook Me All Night Long" has been rated the worst cover song ever.

What a cruel thing to say. Poor Celine must be appalled to hear the result of this Total Guitar poll.

An even more disgraceful aspect of the poll - they didn't rate Farnsey's version of "Help" as the best ever cover version.


19 June 2008

Chicken nuggets

As a treat I promised the kids some chicken nuggets from KFC.

What a rip-off. I never realised that they were so expensive.

Instead I picked up a couple of KFC boxes from the tables and then went to the supermarket, brought a chicken schnitzel that was on special because of the use by date, went home and cooked the schnitzel and chopped it into nugget sized pieces.

They never suspected a thing.

Labels: ,

12 June 2008

Stair wear

I have been very disconcerted to discover that there are signs of wear on the internal stairs at home.

Obviously everyone is walking in the one spot and not evenly distributing the wear and tear.

I have imposed a new rule at home - Mrs Whitey and Whitey Jr must now only walk on the left hand side and the two girls on the right hand side. That should increase the lifespan of the stairs by some years.