Saving on trouser wear and tear

From The Age article on Todd McKenney's arrest after being found in a Sydney park:

Later in his record of interview McKenney told police he had been to a party on Anzac Day eve at an apartment in McLeay Street, Potts Point, and had danced so much that he began to overheat and had taken his pants off to continue dancing.

McKenney, who has pleaded not guilty to the charge and has been on police bail, allegedly told arresting officers that it was while his pants were down someone at the party must have put the drug into his pocket.

I always take my trousers off when dancing as all the rubbing together of my thighs wears holes in my trousers.

Not pretty, but very cost effective.