LPG conversion
A copy of a letter I posted today ...
Hon John Howard, MP
Prime Minister
Parliament House
Canberra ACT 2600
Dear John,
I would like to whole-heartedly endorse your decision to give away $2,000 to everyone who converts their car to LPG.
I have an acquaintance who can convert my car, but he needs to be paid in cash.
Can you please sent me $2,000 and I will get this done. If cash is a problem can you please send a cheque made out to cash.
If you would like to save on postage you can also send me the $2,000 for 20 of my friends and I will pass it on to them.
Yours sincerely,
Whitey
Hon John Howard, MP
Prime Minister
Parliament House
Canberra ACT 2600
Dear John,
I would like to whole-heartedly endorse your decision to give away $2,000 to everyone who converts their car to LPG.
I have an acquaintance who can convert my car, but he needs to be paid in cash.
Can you please sent me $2,000 and I will get this done. If cash is a problem can you please send a cheque made out to cash.
If you would like to save on postage you can also send me the $2,000 for 20 of my friends and I will pass it on to them.
Yours sincerely,
Whitey
posted by Whitey at 10:18 am
7 Comments:
Lotsa luck - I had my vacuum cleaner converted but the bugger wouldn't cough up!
That last guy's taking the piss - surely - vacuum cleaner indeed. I had my ride on lawnmower converted and Johnny coughed up immediately, I used the left over cash to put on flared wheel arches.
Never mind the last guy, the next guy's really taking the piss...
ride-on lawnmowers are no laughing matter down our way, I find it discraceful that someone who hasn't even got the nerve to use their own name should make them the butt of cheap humour.
Whitey
I have asked Amanda Vandstone to look into this for you.
She likes follicly-challenged men and I understand you like Rubenesque lasses, so you will come to an agreement, no doubt.
I appreciate your enthusiasm for my new policy and your efforts to inform your many devoted followers.
you are just trying to pay off the mushroom record lawyer guy, aren't you?
I tried playing a mushroom (it was a shitake) and it buggered up my machine. You'll be hearing from my lawyer!
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