12 May 2009

Lack of birthday presents

As I have always viewed frugality as a one-way street, I have been very disappointed with the lack of presents so far. Hopefully they are in the mail.

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8 Comments:

Blogger Rita said...

Is that you giving us prior warning Whitey, or are we overdue with our present-giving?

1:54 pm  
Blogger hazelblackberry said...

Happy birthday. Only posting this because it's free (to me) - paid for by my employer. I know you'll appreciate the sentiment.

10:22 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hi Whitey

just remember, it is the thought that counts. We are all thinking of you, so it is a tribute to your influence that we are all being so thrifty!

The Ex Pres

3:00 pm  
Anonymous Barry Hall said...

I tried to write you a birthday poem.

I started out:
"Whitey, oh Whitey
Your head is so shiney."

But then I couldn't think of anything that rhymed with shiney so I gave it away.

9:23 pm  
Anonymous Salty Sea Dog said...

How about briney?

9:25 pm  
Anonymous Whitey's Missus said...

What about tiny - there's even a bit of his anatomy that goes with it...

9:27 pm  
Anonymous Pam Ayers said...

Baz, me old cock, you're going about this the wrong way. You need to focus on the key concept, which is... "Whitey"!

Allow a quick tute from the master:

Whitey, oh Whitey
You head sure is mighty,
Shiney
But your bits are tiny
According to your missus,
But I don't know thissus,
What you want to hear,

for a birthday present,

etc etc

see - easy when you know how!

How's yer mum by the way?

All the best,
Pam

8:19 pm  
Blogger Whitey said...

Thanks Pam. Mum is well.

12:53 pm  

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