School counsellor
I can see some easy cash coming my way with the Federal Government's decision to hand over $20,000 for each school to employ a part-time religious counsellor.
The main trick will be to minimise the amount of work I am asked to do so that I can get as many of these jobs as possible.
For St Mary's, I will apply as a Muslim. For Friends I will be a Jehovah's Witness and for Hutchins I will be a Scientologist (wait a minute, that might be a bit popular judging by the number of Tom Cruise posters in the dormitories).
For Princess Mary's old haunt at Taroona High I will be a Catholic. Geeveston High is the trickiest school. I can't think what I could do for them.
By my calculations, that should be $100,000 a year for just a first time visit.
The main trick will be to minimise the amount of work I am asked to do so that I can get as many of these jobs as possible.
For St Mary's, I will apply as a Muslim. For Friends I will be a Jehovah's Witness and for Hutchins I will be a Scientologist (wait a minute, that might be a bit popular judging by the number of Tom Cruise posters in the dormitories).
For Princess Mary's old haunt at Taroona High I will be a Catholic. Geeveston High is the trickiest school. I can't think what I could do for them.
By my calculations, that should be $100,000 a year for just a first time visit.
posted by Whitey at 11:42 am
5 Comments:
speaking english in Geeveston should leave you with very little work
whadda a hey wa Isnudaumm. eh!
Please take Quakerism to Mifton
Some of us can talk like good
And take (Dennis) Paganism to New Town.
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