Thought for the day
From my desk calendar, "A smile costs less than electricity and gives more light."
Now, if I can only get the missus and kids to smile, I can remove a few light bulbs.
Now, if I can only get the missus and kids to smile, I can remove a few light bulbs.
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posted by Whitey at 9:20 am
6 Comments:
Especially effective if you brush their teeth with banned Chinese toothpaste (full of radioactive phosphorescent particles, I'm sure)
Whitey, they're laughing at you, not smiling!
If you can get them to stop emitting greenhouse gases you'd definitely be on a winner - maybe stop cooking those recipes you keep posting?
Dear Mr Whitey,
Thank you for your application for an energy generator's certificate. Your proposal has been approved. Please remit the standard annual generator licence fee of $23 000 and the one off assessment fee of $7 200 by 1 October 2007.
Keep Smilin'!
Yr etc,
The Australian Energy Regulator
Whitey - I noticed the great man getting around in a car with RADAR as the numberplate.
When are you getting one that says WHITEY??
Anonymous - they are not free.
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